I know that you are kidding but I have taken the pleasure to help you.
Check her fan page. Her address is Bradenton, Florida, USA. Look at the Yahoo City Guides (
http://cityguides.local.yahoo.com/?l...ation_state=FL ). The area code of Bradenton is 941. Sorry, that's all I can help you. If the Sharapova family are foolish enough to have their phone number listed in the phone book then you are in luck.