Oh Natalie, you silly shi'te. The fact that you don't recognize who I am furthers the point of your, uh, comprehension skills.
1) who cares.
2) there are other places to do that in. I'm not a mod, but I think you can discuss your love for one another in, oh say the PERSONALS section. Genius.
3) wtf? Derrr........
4) I've been here longer than you have and definitely remember your "intellectually stimulating" posts.
5) if you think that you need to keep banging your head with that skillet.
ps. Brain cells do grow. You should really read something other than pravda in English. I'll be back in a few weeks to check up on your love connection. I hope you get the spunk that you need/want.