THE DAY FEBRARY 23 /MAN'S DAY

[gera]

TO ALL OF YOU...........

[Lilly]

I never heard of Man's day, I have heard of Woman's day. Well in honour of Man's day.....

Men's Dictionary:
> >
> > "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
> >
> > "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
> >
> > "I'm tired" = I'm tired.
> >
> > "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
> >
> > "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
> >
> > "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
> >
> > "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
> >
> > "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
> >
> > "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
> >
> > "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you're making such a big deal about
> > this.
> >
> > "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
> > are you going through now?
> >
> > "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
> >
> > "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
> >
> > "I love you." = Let's have sex now.
> >
> > "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
> >
> > "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
> >
> > "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look
> > that
> > much different!
> >
> > "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a
> > deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
> >
> > "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
> > with other guys.
> >
> > (While shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress
> > and
> >
> > go home!
> >
> > "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am
> > gay.
>
>


hehehe,
Regards,
LillyNomad

[gene_parrish]

Hi Lilly,
sounds like you are everymans dream.
Gene

[Lilly]

Funny Gene, I am more like a nightmare Gene. See, I can be sarcastic too. ~smile~

Lilly

[This message has been edited by Lilly (edited 24 February 2000).]

[gera]

dear lily, in russia the day of febrary23 considered as a day of protector of homeland, and because the military service in russia is compulsory,
and sometimes we all have to stand up for our homeland, women and country pay us their respect for it, sorry for wrong delivery, i have nothing
against feminism, and i'm not a gay, while i'm not a begget / in case you want to get some more information about this holiday get in www.OMEN.ru

[gera]

and lily, good interpretation , very funny, thanks.