THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE MITOCHONDRIAL RELATIVES OF OETZI

[Dr_Nuisance]

LET ME JUST SAY THAT THE REAL MASTER RACE CONSISTS OF ALL HUMANS THAT ARE MITOCHONDRIALLY RELATED TO OETZI...



OUR UNFORTUNATE, YET HIGHLY INTELLIGENT AND STRONG GREAT^15 UNCLE, WHO DIED IN THE ITALIAN ALPS LONG BEFORE THE WEAK AND MITOCHONDRIALLY INFERIOR HANNIBAL CROSSED THEM USING PATHETIC PACHYDERM TRANSPORTATION, CAME FROM SUPERIOR BLOOD.

YES INDEED THIS HAS ALL BEEN PROVEN SCIENTIFICALLY.

HERE'S A WARNING: THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE MITOCHONDRIAL RELATIVES OF OETZI, OR "BROS OF MR. O" FOR SHORT, HAS DEVISED A DIABOLICAL PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET. ALL MITOCHONDRIALLY INFERIOR HUMANS WILL BE ENSLAVED FOR OUR OWN PLEASURE...MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU CHECK YOUR DNA, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE....MOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HA-HA-HA-HA.

[Lilly]

Except for the hair, this fellow reminds me of a guy I know in N.Y. They eyes are the same.