russian-american jokes

[DEEPBLUESEA]

does anyone know of any good russian-american jokes that they can give me. please keep them clean.--thanks

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B.A.D.

[Jessica_H_Lee]

Here is one I just got from a friend:
Ïîñëå îïåpàöèè, êèíîçâåäà èíòåpåñyåòñÿ y âpà÷à:
- Êîãäà ÿ ñìîãy âîçîáíîâèòü íîpìàëüíyþ ïîëîâyþ æèçíü?
- Òpyäíî ñêàçàòü, - pàñòåpÿëñÿ äîêòîp, - ìíå åùå íèêîãäà íå çàäàâàëè
ïîäîáíîãî âîïpîñà ïîñëå yäàëåíèÿ ãëàíä.
(unfortunately, this site does not support Russian keyboards...)

[This message has been edited by Jessica H Lee (edited 09 August 2000).]

[DEEPBLUESEA]

thanks Jessica, i am sure it is a good one but i do not understand russian--i'm american.can you translate it in russian?

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B.A.D.

[Jessica_H_Lee]

Ok, ok! Let me take another try:
you've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Las Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Las Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane. Only this time there were two people in the plane!

The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and YOU have to tell her where I was last night!"

[RickSpencer]

nice one Jessica ;-)

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Rick Spencer

[JasonM]

LMAO

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[edward_ce]

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