I might be becoming a cult icon, I even have my own groupie now - Help!

[carter]

Recognize this Grunt? Sort'a looks like a male appendage to me. It's one of those colon blowers. Can you type and post while you have one of the playthings in ya?

You give me the creeps.

[Shaft]

Hey ty for the prize, Carter! I have a small beaver in a similar style, strangely enough, on the mantlepiece, so it goes with my other stuff.

And these must the three gay bears from the Gruntilocks legend...

[carter]

How am I gonna get three gay bears? I dunno. Aren't these three gay bears gay enough? Isn't this fabulously gay picture good enough?

JJ Cale and Frank Zappa have to come in second place to Freddie and the boys because Bohemian Rhapsody sold a hell of a lot more records. Besides, twas what I was thinking of.

[Hey don't you wanna go down
Like some junky cosmonaut]

Name the title of the song with the lyrics listed above, if you too want your very own downloadable gay bear pic.

[carter]

Sorry Apache, I didn't see that you were so quick to win.

Here's a gay lesbian bare.

Here's the next lyrics from a mystery song. Win Something Gay! Name that Song.

Love myself
Better than you
I know it's wrong
So what should I do?

Don't use a Google search, that's so hetero

[carter]

or your gonna have to tell me.

Sheeet, that reads like something they'd sing at a late 60's Rennassaince Festival.

[Shaft]

We drink elixirs that we refine
from the juices of the dying
We are no monsters, we're moral people
and yet we have the strength to do this
This is the splendour of our achievement

I was thinking about this very song yesterday on the way to work!

The group is Shriekback of course.

in the IDF, killing and eating Arabs- I doubt they would induct a soldier who could not achieve decisive victory over an empty plastic bag.

Carter, have you in fact served in the armed forces of any country?

PEACE,T.