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Old 30th October 2001, 03:16
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Instead a system of smart cards, carrying fingerprints and photographs, would be introduced to provide people arriving in the UK with identification.

Mr Blunkett said the whole way in which asylum applications were processed would be overhauled with unsuccessful applicants removed speedily from the country.

England leads the way
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Old 30th October 2001, 03:30
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Instead a system of smart cards, carrying fingerprints and photographs, would be introduced to provide people arriving in the UK with identification.
Mr Blunkett said the whole way in which asylum applications were processed would be overhauled with unsuccessful applicants removed speedily from the country.

England leads the way
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I have a better idea: Anyone from the Middle East who enters the UK on a Visa has a small explosive device with a smart chip implanted in their head on arrival. If they over stay their Visa a signal is sent out and the head explodes!

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Old 30th October 2001, 03:39
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Like a TV picture tube

There would an implosion from the vacuum inside.
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Old 30th October 2001, 03:43
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Nice! Do you want to implant this chip into all Midle-East people who wants to enter UK?
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Old 30th October 2001, 03:57
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Guess who?

Let me guess..You never been here before have you? But here you are talking to me..do you know anything about ESP?
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Old 30th October 2001, 04:35
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Nice! Do you want to implant this chip into all Midle-East people who wants to enter UK?
I think that's what he said. What do you think, Doll?
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Old 30th October 2001, 05:11
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Thumbs up Hilarious guys ....

Just hilarious!
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