HAIKU FOR DOG LOVERS......

[LovelyLenore]

Dog Haiku

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts-I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Meter reader-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I hate my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

You may call them fleas,
But they are far more -I call
Them a vocation.

My owners' mood is
Romantic- I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.

[mastodon]

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[RAMBO]

Man's best friend?

[LovelyLenore]

...I have a CAT!
Well, sort of...

"DOGS HAVE OWNERS; CATS HAVE STAFF" ~anon~

[Soodna]

LMAO...LL,
that was a great belly laugh. I've had dogs and cats and dogs and cats together. Soooooooooooo true. Now I just have a cat, thanks

[RAMBO]

Dear LL:

I hear you! Cats rule! I had as housemate at one time a large black cat of about 20 pounds with the unlikely name of "Fluffy" (My late wife named him that as kitten) who was the terror of the dogs in the neighborhood!

[Mountain_Mover]

love dogs and think they are great pets. I love the puppy stage too even if it is the most work in owning a dog. Why man's best friend? Well, I think they will never get bored of hanging out with you. Yea, they're high maintinance, but so are other members of the family. hehe