HAIKU FOR CAT LOVERS...

[Soodna]

OHhhhhhh, I don't feel well.
Maow, retch, retch, disgusting fur-
Ball mess on carpet.

Nice little gray thing.
"I bite you, I chew on you,
Now share you with boss!"

Rrrrrrrr, I hear foot steps.
ATACK! GRAB ANKLE. BITE HARD!
RUN LIKE HELL! heherrrrrrrrrr.

HoKay!Time to wake.
I don't care if it's still dark.
POUNCE! POUNCE! POUNCE! Feed me!

[Mountain_Mover]

My cat is a great cat but when he wants food, look out because he won't let you be. He will open any and every door possible to get attention. The one he knows I hate for him to open the worse is the under the kitchen sink door. Either feed him or he will crawl around in there and I worry he might get chemicals on his paws. He WILL get some cat food or else you won't have peace. It doesn't matter that you have just fed him 6 hours ago, if his dish is empty, then thats reason to protest.

[Soodna]

Geriatric cat
Playing. OH Oh, Boss watch me.
Stop. Sit with back turned.

Boss not looking now.
Good! Resume playing
Until Boss looks again!