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Old 7th January 2002, 04:22
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Some rules of the air for flyboys, curosity of Reader's Digest:

Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one ever collided with the sky.

The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

Stay out of the clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might just be another airplane traveling in the opposite direction.

You start out with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before emptying the bag of luck.

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.
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Old 7th January 2002, 04:38
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No we havent met yet...but daaaayyyyuuuuuuummmmm we should
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Old 7th January 2002, 04:42
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Hey Tex

becareful,,this one has not even learned to walk yet.
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Old 7th January 2002, 04:44
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Justoleme

ROFLMAO!!! hahaha
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Old 7th January 2002, 04:48
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Jutka hush

Justo, I can help her to her feet
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Old 7th January 2002, 04:54
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Ha ha!

yes we are sure you could help her up Texas.shes running her legs off but going nowhere.If you get her up she will be gone.
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Old 7th January 2002, 05:12
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Hey erika

Texas is an engineer in Houston,,I think he has his feelers out for a woman about your caliber.
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