PRESIDENT PUTIN'S BIRTHDAY!!!

[CastleStormer]

Originally posted by HATALbR
Castlestormer:
Are you disgruntled that I never travelled to russia with you? You outward disrespect for President Putin...exactly why I would be frightened to accompany you anywhere [especially in russia]. Natalie

Natalie,

How can you possibly construe my feelings for Putin as having something to do with you? Trust me! It has absolutely nothing to do with you going to Russia with me becauser a trip like that will never take place.

I do hope you make it there one day. I'm afraid that your illusions of Putin and Russian men will be dramatically shattered though.

I hate Yassir Arafat!!!! Please be very afraid to travel to any Palestinian encampment with me.



And carter, please tell us how you REALLY feel about Putin. Don't hold back this time.

[carter]

Hey there, Castle. My feelings for His Highness, Vladimir Putin, are well known. He has sold his peoples' national wealth to a dozen or so Oligarchs, aka The Family. It's like the Saudi Royal family, but Russia's family doesn't share each's blood, rather, they spill each's blood on the streets in gun battles. That's all fairly common knowledge is it not?

But let's not stray too far off topic with reality. With Putin, after removing his goiter, his tongue and his tonsils, I'd insert my cat upside down through his mouth and pull-n-staple the cat's tail, as I've described in my previous post.

When that's all accomplished, I'd slit the sides of his neck so my kitty's feet could stick out. Instead of manly bolts like Frankenstien, Putin would have cute little cat feet sticking out of his neck. This would leave my cat snuggly nestled and ready to eat and crap all the yummy goodness that is Herr Putin.

I think I'd apply tuna fish juice to Putin's nose and lips so my kitty cat could nibble on 'em like a snack while I'm removing and slicing up Putin's appendages into Kibbles and Bits sized munchems. A little Ex-Lax would be a great additive as well. I'd rather not wait for the cat to fully digest Putin before it craps Pootee's parts back into Putin's tum-tum. At a Ex-Lax enhanced sh*t-through-a-goose speed, I'd get to enjoy my desired visual. Putin himself would apreciate that touch too. Honestly, in my opinion, any reprieve from the annoyingly slow food service that Russia is so famous for is a nicety befitting a leader of freed peoples, such as Putin.

[CastleStormer]

(note to self: don't piss off carter in the future)

They say this cat carter's a bad mutha..SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' bout carter..cuz we can dig him!

[HATALbR]

This thread was, most gallantly, about President Vladimir Putin's Birthday.
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Wish him "Happy Birthday," or don't wish him a "Happy Birthday" and be done with it.
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Instead, you use his birthday as a vehicle for subsequent argument or debate with me. Pathetic.

When I start a thread to honor President Putin and you write disturbing things about him...yes, I will take offense to this.

You have made the thread about you and your views...and what a feeble attempt.

[CastleStormer]

LOL radi8!

[Butterfield8]

Riddle me this:

Exactly which poster on this forum shares the same birthday with the ShaftMan hisself?

Thats right...uh-huh....uh-huh.....o yeah...o yeah..it be buttergirl...just another sexy black man trapped in the delicious body of a white girl. August 20th, thats the day..the day...I say...hey...git outta my way..hey...

Maird! I almost had a poetry moment. Jeepers.
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carter!! You are out of control. You made me spew rice through my nose, when you gonna do some stand-up? God, you are funny. Plus I learned some medical terminology! Hmmmm, he's funny and he knows human anatomy, what a catch

I'm with Castle on this one.....give me a courtesy warning if I so much as inch towards your bad side.

Butterthing

[Edited by Butterfield8 on 14th October 2003 at 07:47]

[carter]

Originally posted by HATALbR
This thread was, most gallantly, about President Vladimir Putin's Birthday.
________________________________________________________
Wish him "Happy Birthday," or don't wish him a "Happy Birthday" and be done with it.
---------------------------------------------------------
Instead, you use his birthday as a vehicle for subsequent argument or debate with me. Pathetic.

When I start a thread to honor President Putin and you write disturbing things about him...yes, I will take offense to this.

You have made the thread about you and your views...and what a feeble attempt.

Hey Nat, where's the venom? C'mon, you'd jump on CS for a mild foible at Putin's expense yet allow me to shove a flesh eating cat down Herr Putin's throat?

What's a guy gotta do to get Nat-slapped around here?

That's it then! Hand me the scepulum Butter, I'm gonna cram a feline-obsessed pit bulldog puppy up Putin's poooter. I'm not altogether sure what will happen, but if that bull pup gets to my fattened cat, yuck.