The miserable marriage of eyerad

As eyerad readily admits his wife is a fat pig of a skank-ho, lets examine the results or eyerads mistake. This way we wont make the same one!

"I walked into a large bedroom when my wife was changing into her outfit to get on the plane to start our honeymoon, admired her gorgeous half-naked figure with a 'you wanna knock one out right here and now' look on my face, and she said, "Oh, no. None of that nonsense. We're married now." I mean she changed *instantly* from this funny happy woman into this scheming b|tch who just had plans to buy and redecorate a big house and throw parties in it with my money."

Now we know why eyerad lives in the trailer park...his wife is spending the money on bon-bons and black male prostitutes!

Dream...or nightmare?

More facts on the married life of eyerad, the emasculated girlyman!

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The thing about 90% of most women that become mothers is that their **** stretches out and they get a big gut. They started eating for two, and they find they like it. So it's twinkies and m&ms all day. Then they run up the mastercard buying the Tova Borgnine wrinkle cream and the Bob Bowersox spatchela collection from QVC which they watch all day. So you come home from your day at work, and you see this fat **** in polyester stretch pants. "I took Dakota to the doctor and he has ADD. And Ashleigh has the flu and I think I have a scratchy throat too. And the voyager makes a ping ping sound so you have to take it down to the garage. And I think I damaged the springs under the front seat when I loaded my 400 lb ass onto it while strapping and unstrapping and adjusting and unadjusting the rear facing child safety seats while it took me 45 minutes to load and unload the screaming little treasures in and out of the car."
You see, once the woman has her two little trophies, she doesn't need you any more, except as a meal ticket.

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Sounds horrible, right?

DONT be like eyerad!

Im 73, not 45.

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Clint Eastwood (73) and his lovely wife Dina Ruiz (37), whom he married and had a child with when he was 66.

Clint Eastwood is my new hero and an inspiration to all American men.

Stay in shape, make and save money, sportfuk American women till you are 66. Then marry a hot 30 year old Latina and have a child with her. Well, 66 might be a tad extreme, but there is absolutely no reason for men to even start thinking about getting married and having children until they are in their 40s.
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Hey eyerad, how many hundreds (or thousands) of men, dogs, donkeys or horses sportfuked your fat smelly wife before you were dumb enough to marry her?


Or cant you answer that painful question?

[_Irinka_]

Grunt is 73? I'm trying to think of all of his threads and keep in mind his age... this is more pathetic than anything I have ever beheld in my short 27 years on this earth.... koshmar!

[rikbe]

Originally posted by eyeradi8
Yes, don't be like eyerad. Be like Grunt, the 45 year old virgin who still lives with his mother.

Being a 45 yo and living with his mother has many advantages: no rent, mother cooks, washes, cleans and is always there to put some money in son's pocket if things go wrong.
But as all good things, there is a shadowshide: not one self-restpecting girl wants them. They eventually get married to a third world country girl who will find herself in the unbearable situation of being the target of mother's sarcasm, while hubby will be crushed between the reproaches of his wife and the iron ball-breaking fists of his mother.

[_Irinka_]

Originally posted by rikbe

Being a 45 yo and living with his mother has many advantages: no rent, mother cooks, washes, cleans and is always there to put some money in son's pocket if things go wrong.
But as all good things, there is a shadowshide: not one self-restpecting girl wants them. They eventually get married to a third world country girl who will find herself in the unbearable situation of being the target of mother's sarcasm, while hubby will be crushed between the reproaches of his wife and the iron ball-breaking fists of his mother.

Dear Rikbe, Grunt is 73!!!!

[VicBlack]

Hmmm... 73... that could explain it - dementia setting in. He's mad that Anna Nicole Smith turned him down even.