Russian Man vs. Russian Woman

[Somniferous]

I just posted a message on the thread "Russian Men", but immediately felt like it was broader a topic than just that and deserves a dedicated thread. So, I welcome your home-cooked definitions of both Russian Man and Woman, provided they are off-the-beaten-track and funny enough. So, here goes the starter:

"Unqualified (Read: Unquestionable) Definition of Russian Man
Russian man (100% authentic) is a male individual, originating from the vast territory east of Poland, north of Middle Asia, and south of the Arctic Pole; who is enough capacitated to do the following:

1. Get a horse running amock in the direction of his honey baby alias his counterpart as the Authentic, 100% Russian Woman:

2. Set his izba (house) on fire

so that his honey baby alias his counterpart as the Authentic, 100% Russian Woman could comply with a popular definition of the Authentic, 100% Russian Woman alias his honey baby:

"She will halt a horse running amock, she will enter a house set aflame!"

[glock_girl]

Hee hee, the one I know can be as stubborn as a horse...but as gentle as a lamb among other things.

[benCA]

so you say glocky, lol

[Somniferous]

benCA & glock_girl,

Do you want me to be your Saint Valentine or you have already legalized your liaison?

I'm kinda new here and may ignore things that everybody else is aware of.

Anyways, I'm positively certain that your love is too MODERATE

[Somniferous]

glock_girl,

Beware! benCA is partly Russian and must be partly consistent with my definition of Russian Man and partly slip into unconscious treating you as a Russian Woman, partly exercising items 1 & 2!

Are you fit enough to be up to the Authentic, 100% Russian Woman?

[Somniferous]

At least partly?

[NZman]

Yawn

Wot a toppo topic you has posted. I is rooted to my seat with excitement or could that be 'cos' my riods is playin' up

Int personals a place for pulling and advice on pulling not insomnia

Love the NZman