Why the Baby Cries when Born

[hu_man]

When Salmon Rushedi wrote his book "The Satan Verses", Islam shunned him, and thus the collective of Islam in Iran issued FATWA instructing Moslems to kill him as an apostate…

However, the Koran verse about Satan read like this:


Why the Baby Cries when Born

Hadith - Sahih Bukhari 4.641, Narrated Sa'id bin Al Musaiyab Abu Huraira said,

"I heard Allah's Apostle saying, 'There is none born among the off-spring of Adam, but Satan touches it.

A child therefore, cries loudly at the time of birth because of the touch of Satan, except Mary and her child."

Then Abu Huraira recited: "And I seek refuge with You for her and for her offspring from the outcast Satan" (3.36)

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As for me, this is what happened when I was born:

I was born so chubby that the doctor was afraid to slap me.


Few minutes later…




















I slapped him, instead…

[seawitch]

If I were squeezed, pushed and pulled out of my nice warm cozy environment, you can bet I would holler at the top of my lungs.

[hu_man]

seawitch,

>>>>If I were squeezed, pushed and pulled out of my nice warm cozy environment, you can bet I would holler at the top of my lungs.


Devil you...Touchy one, ey...