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Old 17th June 2001, 17:48
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Talking It's Nonson

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Old 17th June 2001, 18:27
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Preacherman,

How goes it? You've under the radar for quite sometime. The Morocco.com posse scare you off?


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Old 18th June 2001, 03:39
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Some may begin to suspect you too are a preacherman looking at the post, The Lies of llam. Allow me to paste a porton (the conclusion) of your original work:

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The Lies of llam

This is what Jesus Christ says in the Bible:

John 14:6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father, except through me.

Act 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

Jesus did not say he is one of the truths but the only truth to heaven, if you do not believe in Jesus as your saviour then sadly you will die in your sins and never enter heaven.

John 8:23-24 He said to them, "You are from beneath. I am from above. You are of this world. I am not of this world. I said therefore to you that you will die in your sins; for unless you believe that I am [he], you will die in your sins."

It is very clear, if you do not believe in Jesus Christ as your saviour and repent for your sins you will die in your sins. No faith no heaven, Muhammad could not save you or anyone else.

John 10:7-9 Therefore Jesus said again, "I tell you the truth, I am the gate for the sheep.

All who ever came before me were thieves and robbers, but the sheep did not listen to them.

I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. He will come in and go out, and find pasture.

As you can read the above verse from the Bible, Jesus Christ is the gate (heaven's door) for the Believers, whoever enters through him, i.e believes and puts his trust in the Messiah Jesus, he will have a guarantee of life after death, no ifs and buts.

In fact Jesus Christ Claimed that he is the only way to Heaven, no other prophet had this privilege but Jesus Christ was no ordinary person but God who chose to come to earth in human flesh to bear the sins of the world to justify God's righteousness but we will discuss the Son of God and Jesus as God later.
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Nice!

You have a good working knowledge of the Scriptures Nonson. Now if I can just convince you that YOU ARE NOT the incarnation of the Almighty. Where do I begin? Exorcism? HEHEHEHE. My fees are quite reasonable you know?

2001 Exorcism Rates:

Complete purging of Satan - $500,000.
Complete extraction of two or more legions of demons - $100,000.
Extraction of a one demon to one legion - $24,386.21

Of course there is the customary riddance courtesy gift of $500.oo

You come highly recommend by one of your concerned relatives. You don't have to endure this alone, call today.

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Old 18th June 2001, 05:21
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Preacherman,

It does appear that I sometimes get carried away with biblical quotes. But my reasons for doing so are found on infallible law, and I need not fear erroring in pointing out the TRUTH. OF course, I am at my peak performace when dancing with several Muslims hanging onto my every word. You know, the kind that is music to their ears? You might also have noticed that since I've stopped singing to them on a daily basis sites like Algeria.com and Ukraine.com have gone to sleep.

As for exorcisms and the chasing of other bad habits from me body, I permit only those of the opposite sex that close to me. And I don't even charge them for their service.

How are Mahomet's children treating you?


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Old 18th June 2001, 06:56
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Unhappy Nobody Loves Me!

It's not easy being me, Nonson. The Moroccan's want to stone me. The Algerians want to hang me. The fine religious folks of Bangladesh want to car bomb my poor minivan . . . woe is me. Will you look after my family if my enemies take my head?
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Old 18th June 2001, 06:58
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You ain't all that minister... nothing will happen to ya. Don't be a chicken
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Old 18th June 2001, 07:02
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Preacherman,

Cheer up. I'm the one with the fatwa against me. And talk about threats; I have some that are downright creative in their detailing of what is gonna be done to me and mine. Don't you just love those people who take their religions in a tooliteral sense?


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