Why the Jews can all eat dung:

[voltaire-]

No, I'm not talking about a Jew...

LOOK INWARD FOR THE ANSWER, V

V

But Voltaire, you *******, it is quite clearly the Jews who are mandated by the Lord to consume human excrement.

Anyway, a foreskin detector would have been a great help to David since he had to bring King saul a hundred of them as a bride price for his daughter Michal.

He brought twice that number, which did not endear him to Saul. Saul had intended the Philistines to make an end of David while he was out on the great foreskin safari, "But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines."

So misdirection on the part of monarchs has an old pedigree.

Anyone see where I'm going with this?

PONDER,T.

[voltaire-]

You see, Tovar, one of the wonders of the UK that you'll never understand is that the Windsor conspiracy has gone so far that even your fine Larouchie Neo-Platonist insults towards me are censored....


....whereas I (because I am of Royal Blood, natch ) can call you an anti-semitic wanker with a stick up his arse....

.... and it all appears in glorious technicolour!


Damn the Duke of Devonshire's Department of Larouche-hacking must be working well today!

V

[scandinavian]

Maybe there is a verse somewhere in the bible that says; "..anyone who believes this dung is an idiot".

The only heretics are religious people, especially muslims, christians and jews. And they all fully deserve that title.

[ANDY-J1]

Originally posted by tovarisch
Actually, both II Kings and Ezekiel are in the OLD TESTAMENT and therefore antedate Christ, Prince of Peace and gentle Son of Mary.


PONDER,T.

That's neither here nor there.The entire bible is supposedly a divine revelation so Christ's claim to divinity is invalidated if any one part of the bible is shown to contain falsehoods,contradictions or absurdities.

[_DigitaLVampirE_]

tovarisch: The Open Board is NOT a Religion Board.
2nd, there will be NO bashing of ANY religion.
3rd, you have taken the verse out of context.

ANDY-J1: Again, you have taken verses from the Bible out of context.
But what's new?
Like some of us were not expecting that from you.

[ANDY-J1]

Digital Vampire,
It would be convenient if you could dismiss me as some anti-religionist who takes verses out of context and uses falsehoods to undermine Christianity.However as you well know the criticisms which I make of Christianity are always valid and well founded-I only express doubts which many Christians themselves express about the several hundred absurdities and contradictions which are to be found throughout the bible.It's hard to support the idea of a divinely inspired revelation when so much of the bible contains contradictory teachings.