God Speaks

[TAP]

Some new billboards are getting attention in
Cleveland. They are "God Speaks" billboards. These are awesome...enjoy.

Let's meet at my house Sunday
- God

C'mon over and bring the kids
-God

Call me, it not a long distance
-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God

We need to talk
-God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer
-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage
-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it
-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God

Follow me
-God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding
-God

My way is the High way
-God

Need directions?
-God

You think it's hot here?
-God

Have you read my #1 best seller?
-God

There will be a test
-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God

And my personal favorite:
Don't make me come down there
- God
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[Petri]

Cool!

Here's some new ones;

What does the bible say about other religions?
-God

I MADE you, I OWN you!
-God

You know that big "black hole" in the centre of your galaxy?
Well, it's actually brown and I prefer to call it me @-hole!
-God

Back then I gave you wine, now I'll give the REAL thing!!
-God

[mastodon]

there is a baptist church around here that posts these sorts of things on their billboards. they are pretty witty. i am not a christian, but i appreciate the humor having spent my entire life thus far in the church.

[TAP]

OK! Can remember any off hand? I have one more: How many Zen Buddists does it take to change a light bulb? - Two (one to do it one not to).